At last – our masterplan for world domination. In true gloating megalomaniac style we can reveal how we will have taken over the planet by midday today!
At this very moment our customers worldwide will be using their combined skills to deceive, inveigle and obfuscate in order to bring down legitimate governments and install 30th Century puppet regimes in their place.
How was this achieved? you ask. Dr Evilla and her minions have been working tirelessly in the shop’s top-secret sub-basement, constructing a labyrinth of dark conspiracy by placing subliminal messages on the cover of every comic we sell, causing all our customers to rise up and revolt at the appointed hour.
Why are we telling you this now? Because by the time you read this it will be TOO LATE!
Aha ha ha!!!!